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churumuriIt takes a PhD in environmental toxicology from Cornell University to serve up a nice number to those who love the fudge cooked up by Narendra Modi’s statistical chefs

Updated 5 Years Ago
By Krishna Prasad

ChurumuriIt Takes A PhD In Environmental Toxicology From Cornell University To Serve Up A Nice Number To Those Who Love The Fudge Cooked Up By Narendra Modi’s Statistical Chefs
Can't beat UPA's growth rate? Calculate the GDP rate differently. Can't provide two crore jobs as promised? Stop tracking employment. Worst unemployment in 45 years? Bury the NSSO report. Can't stop the attack of journalists? Stop counting the deaths. Mudra loans swindled without creating jobs? Commission a new study. Can't make trains run on time?…
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Churumuriin The Age Of #metoo, Ashtanga Yoga Guru Pattabhi Jois’s Grandson Sharath Jois Says ‘sorry’ To Students For The Pain And Trauma Caused By The Legend’s “improper Adjustments”

Churumuriwas The Last Maharaja Of Mysore Really A Musical Whiz, As His Courtiers Claim? Or, Was The King Merely Passing Off A Subject’s Work As His Own, As R.k. Narayan Alleged?

Churumuriwhy Mahatma Gandhi Turned Down An Offer To Visit Pakistan In 1947. Because, In Delhi….

Churumuriwhen A Real-estate Baron Officially Worth Rs 1,015 Crore Runs Into Vidhana Soudha To Tender His Resignation, It Tells You Something Is Rotten In The State Of Hoskote

Churumurieight Reasons Why Indian Cricket Looks Like Indian Politics Today: A Loud, Mindless Cauldron Of ‘desh Bhakti’, Unaccountable, Pakistan-obsessed, And A Darling Of Shady Corporates

Churumurilooking At Karnataka Politics Today, Who Would Think This Was The State That Floated The Concept Of “value-based Politics”?

Churumuri‘fire And The Rain’: 13 Pages Of The Last Scene From ‘agni Mattu Male’ Which Girish Karnad Translated

Churumuri38 Factoids And 5 Infographs From The Jungle Of Statistics Published In Newspapers That Put Narendra Modi’s Stupendous 2019 Victory In Perspective

Churumuri11 Tweets That Show How Evms Are Being Switched, Stuffed And Fiddled With, In A Brazen “vote Capture” The Likes Of Which Independent India Has Not Seen, And Won’t Ever See

Churumuri15 Kannada Journalists Have Been Arrested For Forgery, Blackmail, Extortion In Last 45 Days. The Tree Is Rotting From The Top; There Is An Ethical Vacuum. Kannadigas Should Be Concerned About The News They Are Consuming.

Churumuriin Gauri Lankesh’s Home-state, A Frighteningly Real Story Of ‘fake News’, With The Clumsy Footprints Of Bjp And Rss-and Embedded ‘sangh’ Journalists And Newspapers. (and, Yes, A Serial Fabricator Followed By Narendra Modi.)

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Churumuriec’s Poll Code Bars ‘times Of India’ From Displaying Its Narendra Modi “interview”. But The Rule Does Not Apply To ‘vijaya Vani’ And ‘dighvijaya News’, The Kannada Paper And Channel Owned By Former Bjp Mp Vijay Sankeshwar.

Churumuri‘praja Vani’ Editorial Asks A Pertinent Question: Why Is The Bjp Only Making Communally Provocative Statements Even After Getting A Majority And A Full Five Years In Office?

Churumuri‘the Re-emergence Of Right-wing Ideology Privileges Faith And Scriptures More Than Science And Reason, And Then Pits One Community Against Another. It’s Not A Passing Phase.’

Churumuriso, For The Bjp’s Tejasvi Surya, Post Card News Must Be Free To Peddle Its Pap But Legitimate Media Houses (except Ndtv) Should Not Probe And Report His Past?

Churumuriby The Election Commission’s Yardstick, The 2019 Elections Should Cost Parties And Candidates About Rs 600 Crore. In Reality, They Will Spend About 24,000 Crore. Yes, Demonetisation Worked.

Churumuriat 8.21 Pm Yesterday, Tejasvi Surya Was Advising People On Where To Get The Best ‘pani Puri’ In Bangalore. At 2.48 Am Began A Torrent Of 14 Tweets As The Prospect Of Becoming The Youngest Mp In The 2019 Elections Dawned.

Churumuri100 Years Ago, Today, When Gandhi Had A Dream In The Home Of The Owner Of ‘the Hindu’ That Led To The Non-violent Movement, Which Led To India’s Independence

Churumuri“manufacturing Consent” Has Been The Fulltime Activity Of ‘bhakt’ Tv Channels. But From Priyanka To Pulwama, 2,62,523 Respondents In 10 Twitter Polls Are Saying Something Else To Them.

Churumurieight Years Ago, Wing Commander Abhinandan Varthaman On What It Takes To Be A Good Fighter Pilot: “bad Attitude”

Churumuridid A Newspaper Interview Bring To An End Indira Gandhi’s Dark Emergency Whose Hallmark Was, Ironically, Censorship Of The Media?

Churumurihundreds Of Crores Have Been Squandered In ‘digital India’. Isn’t There A More Dignified Way Of Informing Families That A ‘jawan’ Is Dead Than Through A Tv News Flash?

Churumuri9 Photographs That May Give You A Better Sense Of The Scene Of The Horrific Suicide Bomber Attack In Kashmir

Churumurimoney, Drugs, Sex, Parties: The Idle Luxury Of The Ultra-rich Of Delhi, High On Hypocrisy, Borrowed Money And Dubious Deals

Churumuri“anybody Can Do An Mba. Not Everybody Can Become A Cartoonist”: The Sage Advice That Turned Satish Acharya Into A 24×7 Cartoonist In The Social Media Era

Churumuriwhether He Wins Again Or Not, Narendra Modi Has Caused Irreparable Damage To Indian Science: Lord Ganesh, Shiva, Kunti And Gandhari Are Witness

Churumuri‘a Kannada Writer Is Blessed To Be Writing In A Language In Which Epics Were Written Much Before The English Language Was Born’

Churumuripsychiatrists, Here’s A Phenomenon Worth Studying: Why Do #hindutva Folk Find It So Easy To Loosely Talk About Death And Killing Of Humans And Canines?

Churumuri33 Years Ago, A (real) Yale Grad Was Warning The World About A “hindu Revolution”, Spearheaded Not By The Bjp But, Ironically, By The Congress

Churumurialways The Bridesmaid And Never The Bride, Ananth Kumar Was, At Best, One Of The Builders Of Bjp In Karnataka; A Power Broker Like Pramod Mahajan

Churumuri250 Years Ago, Tipu Sultan Was Informed About A Case Of Inverted ‘love Jihad’. His Response Would Shock M/s Modi, Yogi & Co.

Churumuri250 Years Ago, Tipu Sultan And His Father Hyder Ali Were Not Just Fighting The British In India. They Were Also Inspiring America’s Independence Movement.

Churumuri‘the Telegraph’ Shows That The Time May Have Come To Put Narendra Modi To A ‘truth-detector’ Test

Churumurideepavali Vs Diwali: A Short, Stupidly Chauvinistic Rant (in Four Graphs) On The Mind Gap Between The South And The North

Churumuriwhat If #demonetisation’s Goal Was Not Financial Or Digital? What If It Was A Psychological Operation To Condition Your Mind To Learn To Accept And Acquiesce?

Churumurimodi’s 59-minute Loan Promise To Msmes Is Linked To A Gujarat-based Company With Revenue Of Rs 15,000, Whose Latest Director Ran His 2014 Campaign

Churumuri9 Reasons Why Navjot Singh Sidhu Is Right When He Says He Is More Comfortable In Pakistan Than South India

Churumuri11 Adjectives In Narendra Modi’s Toi Article On Mahatma Gandhi That Should Have Been Published On Its Humour Page

Churumuri“if The Rafale Negotiated By Narendra Modi Is 9% Cheaper, Why Did He Buy Only 36 And Not All 126 Aircraft?”

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