GROCERY APPS TO ENTER AGRICULTURE SEGMENT!
As the competition in India’s grocery segment intensifies, the virtuous cycle of innovation has begun. Amidst unconfirmed rumours that speedybazar.com will not only deliver your groceries, but also...
9 Years Ago
MAN FACES JAIL FOR COPYING VIP CRIMES!
He takes one last look at the diamond belt before they take it away. ‘When I first ordered it, they had to bring it three times,’ he says, ‘Because each time I was slightly fatter. Finally the j...
9 Years Ago
Pome of the Day
BABA BABA BLACK SHEEP Baba baba black sheep Where did you go? What were you thinking? Nobody knows Ship is sinking Concerns grow Paradigm shifting NREGA slow Mummy may be drinking Morale is low You…...
9 Years Ago
UP GOVERNMENT ANNOUNCES MAJOR POLICE REFORMS
In a move which analysts have described as ‘a giant leap into the nineteenth century’, Uttar Pradesh Police will be issuing 800 bicycles to policemen in Lucknow, Kanpur, Allahabad, and Ghaziabad. ...
10 Years Ago
I WAS KIDNAPPED BY MOTHER DAIRY, EXPLAINS BUFFALO
In news that has been hailed by the Mental Patients Association of India, one of the recovered buffaloes in the Rampur Buffalo Mishap has now named the culprits. “We are very relieved as we were beâ...
10 Years Ago
OBAMA MUST SHAVE HEAD, DEMANDS FOREIGN MINISTRY
In news which has been condemned by Michelle Obama, the Indian foreign ministry has confirmed that it’s acts of retaliation against US diplomats will continue until President Obama shaves his head.â...
11 Years Ago
